Schoolgirl Fassad and Claus reading "Go, Dog, Go"
I wanna play the Tazmily Trail
I wonder if Porky-senpai noticed me today
IS THAT A FUCKING MACARONI SCULPTURE YOU DUMB HO
Baconnaise is what Porky is calling his semen now
She spells out "I wuv Porky" in spaghetti
Or better yet, with dismembered body parts
What if they had a Tazmily pageant?
I'M LIL MISS OMELET
Earthbound AU where everything is the same except Jeff and Tony speak with cockney accents
Hinawa brings the Commander his lunch in a cute little lunchbox, and the Pigmasks are all, "... do we laugh?"
There are only two seasons in Winters. "Cold As A Stepmother's Kiss" and "That One Day When It Warms Up To 40F"
Paula's face always scared me
Why are all these animal shows hosted by British people?
Porky rates his pooping experiences
He writes long, detailed journal entries about them. He has an entire blog dedicated to poop stories
I told her she can't judge since she likes Jeff Andonuts, who is a pee-pee pissypants
And you like Porky Minch who is... Porky Minch
Lmao that says it all right there
Why doesn't Jesus just fight this dude? I mean I know he's a bee but he's still Jesus
Lardna is kawaii
I bet Lardna is into extreme couponing
For the longest time I thought that dog was wearing glasses
If you played this game while on drugs I'm sure nothing would change
Calling from the Twoson hood
Porky is humping doors in Onett
Ness stop taking Tracy's dildos wtf is wrong with you
Earthbound generates its own creepypasta
You cannot out-gross someone who would willingly sleep with Porky
If either of us meet someone who would bang Fassad, that'd be something
Okay yeah that'd gross me out. I stand corrected