i would be willing to pay actual dollars for a shirt that reads “please play the MOTHER series”
add to that: “and then let’s be friends and discuss it”
What if Porky had a dollar for every time he’s ever fucked someone? Would he be richer than Bill Gates? These are important questions.
I can see [Porky] writing profanity on a school test and then getting his ass beat for it at home.
"Explain protein synthesis."
SUCK A DICK!!!!!!!!
"Are cations positively or negatively charged?"
WHY DON'T YOU RUB MY BALLS AND FIND OUT
And Lardna is all, Oh Porky-Pie where did you learn such words?!
Commanderchu: Claus has a dead ass. A nice, dead ass.
Galena: And they called him Chilly Buns.
IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM
I LOVE HIM AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
LET ME LIVE MY OWN LIFE GOSH
ALL OF THIS METAL IS A PART OF ME
IT'S A REFLECTION OF MY SOUL
*Claus runs into his room and starts blasting MCR*
Cuppatea: There's a little window on the front of the Absolutely Safe Capsule. [Porky and Claus] could have a kind of long distance relationship. "Hey Porky! Watch me stab needles in my dick and shoot heroin, just like old times!" ... as Porky jerks it on the other side.
Galena: Aww, still a better love story than Twilight.
I was playing a Facebook game involving candy, and then suddenly I get attacked by Porky’s ass
You’re in America. From what I recall, finding an incredibly obese man is as easy as finding a corrupt politician in Italy
Onedear: A friend of mine once said if some guy had a small cock, it'd make anal easier.
Galena: ... well Jesus Christ how long did it take them to figure that one out?
All I want for Christmas is art of Jeff Andonuts that actually makes him look like a dorky kid and not an adult or some kind of sex god
All I want for Christmas is art of Porky Minch that actually makes him look like an evil obese bastard and not a skinny kawaii desu crybaby