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If there’s anything Porky Minch is sure to have at all times, it’s a bitch on his lap and a damn fine suit.
—Danny

(Source: biyomon)

posted 11 months ago with 8 notes
#quotes #porky #earthbound #mother 3 #truth about life
Galena: I told her she can't judge since she likes Jeff Andonuts, who is a pee-pee pissypants
Ladybolet: And you like Porky Minch who is... Porky Minch
Galena: Lmao that says it all right there
posted 12 months ago with 3 notes
#porky #earthbound #jeff #quotes #lol idk
Onedear put an image of the Masked Man reading “Go, Dog, Go” into my head and now I can’t stop laughing
posted 1 year ago with 0 notes
#claus #mother 3 #LOL WTF #idk #quotes
Y’all wanna know about where babies come from, do you? *pulls out a banjo*
—LadyBolet
posted 1 year ago with 4 notes
#quotes #LOL WTF #OMG
I’ll forever be pissed at big-breasted squirrels
—Tespi
posted 1 year ago with 2 notes
#quotes #LOL WTF #idk #I really have no idea
Why doesn't Jesus just fight this dude? I mean I know he's a bee but he's still Jesus
Lardna is kawaii
I bet Lardna is into extreme couponing
For the longest time I thought that dog was wearing glasses
If you played this game while on drugs I'm sure nothing would change
Calling from the Twoson hood
Porky is humping doors in Onett
Ness stop taking Tracy's dildos wtf is wrong with you
Earthbound generates its own creepypasta
Laughing because I just imagined Porky being so big you can’t see the toilet underneath him
—Onedear
posted 1 year ago with 1 note
#LOL WTF #OMG #quotes #porky #mother 3 #idk
Galena: You cannot out-gross someone who would willingly sleep with Porky
Onedear: If either of us meet someone who would bang Fassad, that'd be something
Galena: Okay yeah that'd gross me out. I stand corrected
posted 1 year ago with 0 notes
#quotes #LOL WTF #porky #fassad #mother 3 #idk
I am just slain by all the supermodel-gorgeous Hinawa art. That woman did not have access to modern amenities. She probably doesn’t have makeup of any kind. She lives on a farm, in a house without indoor plumbing or electricity. She probably does a shitload of physical work. She carried and gave birth to TWINS just as Mother Nature intended - without medicine or modern medical equipment, and believe me, she and/or one (or both) of the babies was probably in danger of dying from that. There is no way Hinawa lived her life all dolled-up like a supermodel. I believe she could be naturally gorgeous, but why does everyone draw her like she is on the cover of Vogue?
—Galena
posted 1 year ago with 10 notes
#quotes #mother 3 #hinawa #seriously though