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Galena: You cannot out-gross someone who would willingly sleep with Porky
Onedear: If either of us meet someone who would bang Fassad, that'd be something
Galena: Okay yeah that'd gross me out. I stand corrected
posted 10 months ago with 0 notes
#quotes #LOL WTF #porky #fassad #mother 3 #idk
I am just slain by all the supermodel-gorgeous Hinawa art. That woman did not have access to modern amenities. She probably doesn’t have makeup of any kind. She lives on a farm, in a house without indoor plumbing or electricity. She probably does a shitload of physical work. She carried and gave birth to TWINS just as Mother Nature intended - without medicine or modern medical equipment, and believe me, she and/or one (or both) of the babies was probably in danger of dying from that. There is no way Hinawa lived her life all dolled-up like a supermodel. I believe she could be naturally gorgeous, but why does everyone draw her like she is on the cover of Vogue?
—Galena
posted 10 months ago with 10 notes
#quotes #mother 3 #hinawa #seriously though
Great, now I want this wonderful breakfast and all I got are these bitch ass pop-tarts
—Toko
posted 11 months ago with 3 notes
#LOL WTF #quotes
Galena: Hinawa made breakfast for the family one morning, using the eggs she had just gathered from their hens. She served her husband, and then made omeletes for the children. One of them burnt a little, but she had no more eggs to start over with. She folded the omelet deftly, so as the hide the burnt edges, and served it to her eldest son, leaving the perfect, fluffy omelet for Lucas. No one said a word, but Claus knew. He knew...
Onedear: OMFHG
Galena: *several years later*
The undead cyborg boy ripped off his helmet, revealing his identity as Claus, Lucas's elder twin. And Lucas wept to see his brother in such a state, dehumanized and mad. But Claus laughed at him and their long-dead mother, whose spirit tried in vain to speak with him.
"So you serve me the burnt food and give my faggot little brother special treatment!" Claus sneered. "Is that how you want to play it? I WILL JOIN YOU IN HELL, MOTHER!"
Onedear: Fuck

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posted 11 months ago with 15,550 notes
#LOL WTF #close enough #deviantart #quotes
Tespi: WHY ARE THERE CHOCOLATE DICKS ON MY DASHBOARD?
Galena: BECAUSE CHOCOLATE DICKS EXIST
Tespi: WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
Galena: ME... but they need to be bigger.
Tespi: MORE THAN EIGHT INCHES?!
Galena: UM, YEAH
Tespi: THAT'S ABOVE AVERAGE ALREADY
Galena: NOT ABOVE MY AVERAGE <3
Tespi: YOU CRAZY
posted 11 months ago with 2 notes
#quotes #LOL WTF #sluts #penis #idk #don't ask

Typical conversation with Kellie

posted 11 months ago with 1 note
#kellie look #LOL WTF #sluts #idk #quotes
Onedear: A couple people tried to write [Porky's] biography. It wasn't good enough. Define "good enough," and what was written?
Galena: They didn't HAM it up enough.
posted 11 months ago with 5 notes
#lol #quotes #onedear has swine flu #porky #mother 3
Who the hell needs a bike I have a Charizard. Just let Professor Oak tell me I can’t ride him in the mall. Bitch I’ll do what I want.
—Galena
posted 11 months ago with 6 notes
#quotes #pokemon #LOL WTF #idk #charizard
Galena: Frogs are very important. They eat yucky things.
Toko: So do weird guys on the Food Network.
posted 11 months ago with 1 note
#quotes #LOL WTF #OMG #Yes