Miss G's Spot

 Welp, Porky's dad is an alligator
 Threed's music is Porky humping a door
 Porky just loves that door
 This is Snow Wood,  you guys. A giant vagina
 Dead Paula ran into the men's bathroom
 There's too many spawns of Ness in this game. I'm getting suspicious
 Oh no Porky is humping the door in Moonside
 Why does Porky love doors?
 Lumpy space princess?
 Tony. He crosses other dimensions in search of Jeff
 Why are the donuts soggy?
 Tony's following Ness and Jeff is an eel
 We found Porky's dick! The "swollen crusher"
 Porky bangs everyone forever
 Paula's spinning in a cave where Porky's humping the door
 It's a smiling testicle

 Can you imagine a girl shipping herself with a Christmas ham?
 The cow jumped over the Ego Orb
 Master Belch ran away because his ass was on fire
 Why are you deep-throating a sub sandwich?
 Somehow I just got possessed by a taxi cab
 A bear is trying to sell me explosives. What should I do?
 The Dumpy Blossom is barking
 Giygas licked a toad
 Porky you look happy. Are you horny?
 They don't want your black junk, man
 OMG Jeff got fucking sunstroke from riding the bus

onedear:

Has Maxwell Labs ever given Jeff a pack of Good Nites as a joke birthday present?

I Just Had A Thought…

What if someone who didn’t know about Earthbound saw all the stuff I’ve said about Porky? They’d probably think I was some weird kind of furry. Like, “wow what’s wrong with this chick she must REALLY like Porky Pig.”

 Who pissed everywhere
 There's a Porky head in the sewer and it's trying to get me
 MONKEY FIRE GODDESS
 Is that Mr. Saturn dancing?
 Oh shit a puddle
 This lady needs a tampon
 Jeff was on coke
 Dungeon Man how did you get in there
 Ness stands in the middle [of Rainy Circle] thinking aww this is nice, but Porky's up in the helicopter pissing on him and laughing
 It's Master Belch everyone take a shit
 Whoever the hell is having their period in this cave needs to stop

 Sweet mother of Mother
  STOP JIZZING ON ME
  Belch's ass is on fire
  Okay but I am not drawing Porky-freaking-Minch butt naked
  Oh shit I'm stuck! The fucking evil doll
  Unsanitary Cab means business
  The dog obviously called a cab to escape
  BUTT NAKED PORKY AGAIN
  HOT JELLY
  Porky's trying out for the Village People

Is Ohio near Texas?

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—	Dawn (you ho!)

Everyone wants the D from King P

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Galena

Tespi: Where else do you hear someone scream, "POP ME!!"

Galena: The Fan Room?