Great, now I want this wonderful breakfast and all I got are these bitch ass pop-tarts
“
| — | Toko |
Galena: Hinawa made breakfast for the family one morning, using the eggs she had just gathered from their hens. She served her husband, and then made omeletes for the children. One of them burnt a little, but she had no more eggs to start over with. She folded the omelet deftly, so as the hide the burnt edges, and served it to her eldest son, leaving the perfect, fluffy omelet for Lucas. No one said a word, but Claus knew. He knew...
Onedear: OMFHG
Galena: *several years later*
The undead cyborg boy ripped off his helmet, revealing his identity as Claus, Lucas's elder twin. And Lucas wept to see his brother in such a state, dehumanized and mad. But Claus laughed at him and their long-dead mother, whose spirit tried in vain to speak with him.
"So you serve me the burnt food and give my faggot little brother special treatment!" Claus sneered. "Is that how you want to play it? I WILL JOIN YOU IN HELL, MOTHER!"
Onedear: Fuck
Tespi: WHY ARE THERE CHOCOLATE DICKS ON MY DASHBOARD?
Galena: BECAUSE CHOCOLATE DICKS EXIST
Tespi: WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
Galena: ME... but they need to be bigger.
Tespi: MORE THAN EIGHT INCHES?!
Galena: UM, YEAH
Tespi: THAT'S ABOVE AVERAGE ALREADY
Galena: NOT ABOVE MY AVERAGE <3
Tespi: YOU CRAZY
Onedear: A couple people tried to write [Porky's] biography. It wasn't good enough. Define "good enough," and what was written?
Galena: They didn't HAM it up enough.
Who the hell needs a bike I have a Charizard. Just let Professor Oak tell me I can’t ride him in the mall. Bitch I’ll do what I want.
“
| — | Galena |
Galena: Frogs are very important. They eat yucky things.
Toko: So do weird guys on the Food Network.
Galena: I had a dream that Porky was wearing blue and white swimtrunks and he was trying to trick some girl into giving him a rimjob. This was at a beach or some shit. But he also had a train and that's where his harem lived. On a damn train. Wtf?
Tespi: I hope it was a European train, because those have that kinda space... wait, rimjob? What?
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