No. There’s too much hard work involved and I am devoted to being an artist and a person who reads books for the rest of my life - however long I have.
Maurice Sendak - On Having Children
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
There is an epilepsy warning on a gifset of a Corgi wiggling its butt. Tumblr is officially the most ridiculous website I have ever been on.
I’ve been really busy lately with the holiday so I haven’t had time to sit down and think about my dream dick
Everyone is looking for and ready to hand out asspats. What people need are asskicks.
Megan: Porky's eyes are like Giygas' attacks - they're so fucking striking that you can't comprehend them.
Galena: Oh my word. That was so sugoi~ P-Porky-san's eyes...
Since I’m a woman, it is only as a writer that I can experience the pleasure of someone telling me it’s “too long”
That was actually the last thing I expected someone to complain about but it was funny nonetheless
LadyBolet: Then how the fuck did [Porky] get the yo-yo?
Onedear: He got it from Ness before he left?
GalenaLarkin: We takes it, preciousss. It belongs to us. Nasty Pig's Butt
Porky rises from slumber. “I heard someone was talking shit about the Baconator.
LadyBolet: I just found a perfect Claus song for your story
Galena: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE. I MADE MY MISTAKES
LadyBolet: I haven't listened to music like this since I was in middle school lmao
Galena: #emo .. #fifteenyearsold .. #mymotherisruiningmylife