Galena: A Chuck E. Cheese style restaurant in New Pork.
LadyBolet: Pork E. Minch.
Onedear: Where a brat can be a brat.
Galena: Happy New Year!
Heather: It's still 11pm here. What's the future like?
Galena: OH MY GOD FLYING CARS!
something is significantly wrong with a creature that sacrifices its children’s lives to settle its differences
Guy Trying To Flirt With Me Online: Wish I was with you.
Me: Man I don't blame you. There's nothing more fun than some fat chick sitting at her computer writing violent guy-on-guy porn.
Guy Trying To Flirt With Me Online: You have big tits and that's great.
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care.
Why not just bathe in chocolate syrup? I would. I want a chocolate syrup hot tub.
That’s one thing that bothers me about Mother 3 fans. They don’t get that the way people live in Tazmily is hard as fuck and not exactly a fairy tale.
No. There’s too much hard work involved and I am devoted to being an artist and a person who reads books for the rest of my life - however long I have.
Maurice Sendak - On Having Children
No woman wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal caught in a trap wants to gnaw off its own leg.
There is an epilepsy warning on a gifset of a Corgi wiggling its butt. Tumblr is officially the most ridiculous website I have ever been on.